Help with Print Designer Project

A3 size printed competition poster for our mens group to display during social events with a prize next to it.

1. We're looking for a good title for someone who wins this prize (most popular suggestion so far has been "man of the moment")
2. It needs to list the criteria which the group will use to decide the winner and we need good local lingo wording to describe this, e.g:
   • Were the best sport, even if he came last
   • Made the best jokes and kept us laughing
   • "Bit the bullet” and made it work, against all popular belief …
   • “Crashed and burned right in front of the main stage”
   • Pulled the best prank on his mates
   • "Took one for the team"
   • Has to “go back and find his name”, etc.
3. Needs to be designed for a vibey/funky crowd, so needs to be appealing

One time.job which could lead to more similar jobs. Willing to pay $50